The Top Ten Google Keyword Blunders

Ok, I have never participated in a meme before, but thanks to Garry Conn I think I have to play along here. Garry tagged me with his “The Top Ten Google Keyword Blunders” and made the comment that..

” CyberCoder, who suffers from major loss in Adsense income yet he plays by the rules!” – I hope Google is reading that…..

Now I have to admit when I went through my stats, which by the way are Google Analytics, I had to search pretty hard to come up with 10 irrelevant keywords, but they are there, and they are pretty damn funny at that.

  1. theargylesweater – I live in Mississippi, an argyle sweater could only be less needed than a Parka.
  2. 1966 mustang overheating – Ok, I could actually help with this one, but how does Google know that, I need to look for those cameras around the house.
  3. bigsausagepizza trinity – Hhhmmm, is the blasphemy? I know about the Trinity, and I certainly can handle some sausage pizza, but once again, how do they know that?
  4. girly wordpress themes – Hey now, I love wordpress themes, but you are barking up the wrong tree here.
  5. i want to make money illegally – damn it, I thought nofollow, noarchive, noread, iknownothing Meta tags took care of that.
  6. iwanttogotolawschool – And your asking me that after seeing #5?
  7. prettylilpanties – Uh, hey honey if you read this we will talk later.
  8. traces of murder/the bathtub killer – Ok, really guys, I don’t know anything about this, please contact the guy who searched for #6!
  9. yahoo password stealer – Is someone just trying to make me look bad to Yahoo? See #6…again….
  10. turks cap dallas texas – Yes I wear Caps, yes I lived in Texas,for a long time and yes I know a lot about Dallas, but who are the Turks?

PS: Thanks Garry, I needed a little fun this morning!

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6 thoughts on “The Top Ten Google Keyword Blunders

  1. OMG!!! #8 Is terrible!!! Ha ha ha!! I am not sure what is worse, your #8 or my #10 about how to get popular boys to like you. 🙂

    Hey man, I am glad you had some fun with it! Talk to you soon,

    Garry

  2. Do you hear occasional clicks on the phone? Suspicious vans that don’t move for days?

    Be glad. At least nobody’s forcing you to make girly themes in pretty little panties.

    Okay, these are my favorites until now. It doesn’t get weirder *g*.

  3. hehe this was a fun one. I do love when bloggers comment back on the searches. Girly wordpress cracked me up. Bathtub killer? Okay we all know who’s house not to go take a bath in now. lol

  4. You know, its almost time for me to do another one of these posts on my blog. GCDC doesn’t produce too much funny stuff, but my other blog, Blog The Internet… holy cow.. that produces some really funny search terms. 🙂

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